Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting
Braden Summers traveled to six different countries to prove that no matter where you are, love is equal.
when my mom was 30ish, my dad took her to this garage band concert as a date and she really liked them so she bought a cd from them and talked to them for a few hours then promised to keep in touch with them and show everyone her cd, but later forgot. So 10 or so years later theyre on the radio and she just smacks her head then says, “fuck i forgot to show everyone the cd” and that is the story of how my mom let Adam Levine and the rest of Maroon 5 down.
after 2 months of biblical greek, i have finally learned a sentence that i can directly apply to my life - οὐκ ἔγω ἅνδρα, which means i do not have a husband. maybe i’ll get this as my koine greek tattoo.
repeat after me:
there are white people suffering in the world
but the white people who are suffering are not suffering because they are white